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Hey Batman.

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My girlfriend is currently not talking to me

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My friend told me she had a dream that I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.

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So I fucked my first pussy today

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Leon's Journal, Feb 3 1847: I am sure that consuming a particular seaweed can cure my guardian of his vampirism.

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Good news is we hit the mega jackpot.

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The tall thing they call " dad" is scary.

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"Does God really help those who help themselves?"

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I watched in horror as I took off the redheads' underwear...

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After struggling for a long time to get my bike seat as comfortable as possible, I finally have it right where I want it to be.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Hey Batman.	2
My girlfriend is currently not talking to me	2
My friend told me she had a dream that I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.	2
So I fucked my first pussy today	2
Leon's Journal, Feb 3 1847: I am sure that consuming a particular seaweed can cure my guardian of his vampirism.	2
Good news is we hit the mega jackpot.	2
The tall thing they call " dad" is scary.	2
"Does God really help those who help themselves?"	2
I watched in horror as I took off the redheads' underwear...	2
After struggling for a long time to get my bike seat as comfortable as possible, I finally have it right where I want it to be.	2